#that stream man

[ghostinurattic]

m not working today bc im sick but here's the work doodle for a thumbnail

@ocelottajokes 🖕🩷

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[bubbarnes]

“... the good old days. I'm still trying to get back to that winter soldier shape, I don't know if it's going to work out at forty-two years old.”

[gongyussy]

[nettleparade]

his one-sided love for life

[nerime]

is this hate or foreplay at this point 🤔

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

[shepscapades]

Your highness… I don’t feel so good

[ozzgin]

What would happen if streamer reader expressed having a favorite regular? I'm fearful but curious

Oh, it would be chaos. Perhaps you didn't even mean to frame it that way; it merely slipped that you converse significantly more with one of the monsters in your following. You try to rectify your mistake, but it's too late. Your loyal groupies are particularly upset.

LizardKing5 would immediately burst into an angry rant, tearing down every other monster he can think of and giving you reasons as to why he's obviously much better. It's alright, you're just a silly human. Clearly you don't know better.

LizardKing5: Who is it, (Y/N)? Huh? I have all evening. What could you possibly talk about with these imbeciles that singles me out? LizardKing5: Give me a name LizardKing5: Was it that damn shark grandpa? I'll grill him SharkMan: Exceptionally rude of you!

SharkMan tries his best to be understanding, though if he is to be honest, he can't deny the faint pang of jealousy tugging at his chest. Why, of course you might have other monsters you prefer. It's just, well...He was hoping he'd earned a special place in your heart. He's always looked after you, so he was certain you'd trust him enough to make him your primary confidant.

SharkMan: Please don't feel bad about your sincere feelings, (Y/N) dear. It is only normal to feel closer to some than to others. SharkMan: ...I would love to take you out for a coffee, so you could explain to me what makes this individual so extraordinary and worthy of your favoritism.

DefNotAStalker is not shocked in the slightest. After all, he is right there with you and knows all of your conversations and secrets. Moreover, he's rather confident that no other monster has the same kind of intimacy with you. He'll just silently observe as you squirm in your seat, stuttering excuses and reassuring the enamored masses.

Y/NSimp is convinced you're talking about him. Of course, you're using code names so that no one can figure it out. It makes sense. He'll nod to himself, smug and proud. While the other monsters rage with jealousy, he'll lean back in his chair with a humble nod.

Y/NSimp: Guys, guys...clearly this guy must be one hell of a monster. You can't decide who (Y/N) prefers. Let it go. LizardKing5: Let me guess...you think this is about yourself. Y/NSimp: Oh no, I'd never~! It's okay to feel insecure, man. I'm here if you need a hug. LizardKing5: See, this is why you're not party of any groups. Y/NSimp: what groups Y/NSimp: hello?

HornyMantis has no idea what the hell is going on. He was entranced by the way your boobs jiggle slightly underneath your hoodie every time you raise your arm. Did you say something? Why is everyone furiously typing? He tries to scan the flood of messages, still in a daze. Something about a favorite...Ah!

HornyMantis: are we talking about our favorite (Y/N) parts? HornyMantis: boobs HornyMantis: or...? let me think about it HornyMantis: nah HornyMantis: it's boobs

[croudjay]

> Gets invited to stream F1 live

> His entire Twitch channel gets banned

Truly Tubbo moment

[demilypyro]

Gets knocked into the ceiling so hard my head gets stuck and my body dangles like a cartoon

[mxdzin]

l-o-v-emergency!!

[douwatahima]

thinking about how orym is a character who was literally designed to be in the background. he's a soldier, a guard, meant to protect but not overshadow. and this is a role he's comfortably kept his whole life. thinking about him leaving home after the worst tragedy of his life and running into dorian, a literal prince, who grew up in a cage, yes, but an incredibly gilded one. a man who probably spent his whole life surrounded by opulence and beauty and yet he took one look at orym in all his grief and all his kindness and he noticed. out of all the people in the world, he saw orym and thought, oh he's beautiful.

"the first beautiful kind face that i have ever seen."

[nicoandindy]

no minecraft youtuber is completely straight, like clownpierce ? branzy. evbo ? seawatt. keralis ? sausage, vintage beef, xbcrafted everyone else on on hermitcraft. princezam ? bisexual according to his streak today when he said he took a gay test and it said bi. grian ? scar. bdubs ? etho and impulse. tango ? jimmy. scott/smajor ? jimmy (ontop of being just actually gay). ren ? well ren is ren. pangi ? a lil homo. derapchu ? FIRMLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET, NOT COMING OUT.

the only exception i can think of is skizzleman and lizzie (these are now disproven)

add your own thoughts and additions

[oscahpitlane]

Max Fewtrell's impression of Lando apologizing to the FIA for swearing in the post-sprint race press conference.

[queen0fm0nsterz]

clinging to a cold hand won't make it warm again